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The official student news site of Coppell High School

Coppell Student Media

The official student news site of Coppell High School

Coppell Student Media

The official student news site of Coppell High School

Coppell Student Media

Microsoft Teams, a vital communication tool between Coppell High School students, was banned on April 10, sending the school into a spiraling panic without the necessity of schoolwide communication. The Sidekick editorial page editor Hamza Zakir’s Kneeslapper story discusses the school’s societal collapse in response to the banning of Teams.

The Kneeslapper: Teams ban creating chaos

Hamza Zakir, Editorial Page Editor May 13, 2026

The Kneeslapper is a satirical series taking a humorous view of issues affecting our community. This story, along with any names or quotes from sources, are fake! No matter how believable we like to think...

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