Coppell Observer: Grievances from a wary hallway traveler
Anthony Cesario, Editor-in-Chief
March 3, 2020
Coppell Observer is a humorous column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes you laugh, l...
Coppell Observer: C stands for cursed
Sally Parampottil, Executive Sports Editor
December 18, 2019
Coppell Observer is a humorous weekly column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes y...
Coppell Observer: Death by Membean
Nicolas Reyes, Staff Writer
March 19, 2019
Coppell Observer is a humorous column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes you laugh, leave a comment. When you are cou...
Coppell Observer: How to be the best customer in the world
Claire Clements, Editorial Page Editor
March 8, 2019
Coppell Observer is a humorous column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes you laugh, le...
Coppell Observer: Last minute tips to prepare for the SAT
Nishant Medicharla, Export and Production Manager
March 8, 2019
Coppell Observer is a humorous column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes you laugh, l...
Coppell Observer: “Sorry, I had my AirPods in”
Nicholas Pranske, Executive Sports Editor
February 19, 2019
Coppell Observer is a humorous column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes you laugh, lea...
Coppell Observer: How to be ungrateful like a pro
Pramika Kadari, Copy Editor
October 10, 2018
Coppell Observer is a humorous weekly column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article mak...
Coppell Observer: How to be aesthetic in school
Claire Clements, Editorial Page Editor
August 24, 2018
Coppell Observer is a humorous weekly column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes y...
Coppell Observer: The global epidemic of battle royale
Nicholas Pranske, Executive Sports Editor
May 24, 2018
Coppell Observer is a humorous weekly column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes you ...
Coppell Observer: The truth behind exercising
Anika Arutla, Staff Writer
May 16, 2018
Coppell Observer is a humorous weekly column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes yo...
Coppell Observer: How to be a good hearing person
Claire Clements, Staff Writer
May 10, 2018
Coppell Observer is a humorous weekly column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes y...
Coppell Observer: To sound smart, act the part
Anthony Cesario, Co-Student Life Editor
April 23, 2018
Coppell Observer is a humorous weekly column about life as a teenager. Please be warned that any and all sass is due to the writers’ similar situation as teenagers (even though we feel so much older). You, the reader, should not take any of these words seriously. Seriously. If this article makes y...
